Courtesy of Mr. Duncan Stringer, my birthday yielded me a T-Shirt with the Tristero post horn and a card with one of the following images on it. Obviously, I assume that Thomas Pynchon will receive, from some well-wishing acquaintance, a photoshopped card of one of my mugshots.

Martin Eve's face photoshopped onto Thomas Pynchon's black-and-white navy portrait, smiling in sailor uniform and cap
Thomas Pynchon's black-and-white navy service portrait, smiling in sailor uniform and cap