December 2017
Happy New Year in advance to all on here! I've spent the afternoon playing on synthesisers with my friend Duncan who also made t-shirts for our electronic music group!
Watching an old Jonathan Creek and you can tell it's from ages ago by the price of fuel
All my author royalties, translation right royalties, and so on from that next book to go to @ArthritisRUK, a great charity doing much-needed medical research.
Just signed a contract with Stanford University Press for my next book: Close Reading with Computers: Textual Scholarship, Computational Formalism, and David Mitchell's Cloud Atlas. Manuscript to be delivered in May 2018!
Jo Johnson to tell universities to stop 'no-platforming' speakers < JJ talking nonsense again. Does anybody now just have a right to speak at a university? Plus, the Prevent agenda tells unis they must block controversial speakers... https://www.theguardian.com/education/2017/dec/26/jo-johnson-universities-no-platforming-freedom-of-speech?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Fenix
What if, ten years after it was invented, the reason nobody has adopted a distributed ledger - the blockchain - at scale is because nobody wants it?
https://hackernoon.com/ten-years-in-nobody-has-come-up-with-a-use-case-for-blockchain-ee98c180100
Can't believe Dickens cut the penguins' Christmas skating party from the novel version of Muppet Christmas Carol.
In the meantime, treat yourself to some downtempo electro funk from Tici Taci https://soundcloud.com/ticitaci/tici-taci-megamix-dec-2017-1of3
We are approaching the one-hour countdown until Muppet Christmas Carol!
The best video essays of 2017 | Sight & Sound | BFI, featuring @CageyRant !
http://www.bfi.org.uk/news-opinion/sight-sound-magazine/polls-surveys/annual-round-ups/best-video-essays-2017
Syuzhet 1.0.4 now on CRAN
http://www.matthewjockers.net/2017/12/16/syuzhet-1-0-4/
Fishing tends to happen in 'coastal towns' and other gems from the Brexit impact assessments http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/9-earth-shattering-revelations-david-11736155
US ambassador to Netherlands describes own words as 'fake news' then, when challenged, denies using term 'fake news' https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/22/us-ambassador-to-netherlands-describes-own-words-as-fake-news
"In this exercise, the submission is a portfolio of work, carried out in the submitting unit during the assessment period." https://x.com/HEFCE/status/944221983914553344
It's so "underrated" that we run a massive evaluation and allocation exercise every five years called "the REF"... https://x.com/timeshighered/status/944191797382787072
Christmas card from ScienceOpen mentions my guinea pigs. Ha! Well, here's what we sent out as a card...
Right. Thanks for the illnesses 2017. Off to the pub to start the early end of year celebrations! Cheers all!
I really wish there was a way that staff at HEIs could flag to HEFCE or a REF sub-panel every time a research manager tried to make selection decisions using publication journal/venue.
Two-year degrees: another week in the media trenches
https://headofdepartmentblog.wordpress.com/2017/12/21/two-year-degrees-another-week-in-the-media-trenches/
Interesting branding... https://x.com/McDawg/status/943221789517369351
If anyone is interested in reading/commenting on an early draft article I'm writing that features a previously unknown Jennifer Egan short story (and digital approaches to textual scholarship in the contemporary), please drop me a note!
Bad Identifiers
http://blog.dshr.org/2017/12/bad-identifiers.html
So, for those who haven't yet heard, the AHRC Technical College is to be closed from early next year. They just couldn't get enough technical reviewers (I did one review per week last month). Will be moving to a Data Management Plan approach instead.
For anyone based in Europe: we have a 4 to 5 month, full-time, paid opening at the Open Library of Humanities early next year! Should be a good public speaker and be enthused about open access. Drop me an email: martin.eve@openlibhums.org. Please RT!
Thank you, kind Twitter, for helping with my access woes!
Urgh, I've tried so hard to sign up for a New Yorker subscription so I can view *one article* in the back archive. Paypal fails. Credit card fails. Their site is a total mess.
My Christmas gift to you: did you know that you can check whether a journal title is adequately digitally preserved using "The Keepers Registry"? See here: https://thekeepers.org/
Christmas Chug mix! @ernestopriego @qui_oui @jon_fugler @CarinaWestling @ersatzben @FlukesterNo1
https://soundcloud.com/martin-eve/christmas-chug
Working-Class Literature(s): Historical and International Perspectives https://www.stockholmuniversitypress.se/site/books/10.16993/bam/
Gearing up to publish the first batch of video-articles in the Journal of Embodied Research in January. Exciting!
How much will OfS cost institutions?
http://wonkhe.com/blogs/how-much-will-ofs-cost-institutions/
Evening before a test for which I have been waiting *months*, hospital phones. Leaves a message because I am in a meeting. "By the way, we may not be able to do the test tomorrow depending on your medication. I'm available for 10 minutes on this number." FFS @royalfreenhs
"This Christmas looks set to be the most fraudulent ever", a Barclays advert warns. I presume this pertains to their alleged rigging of the Libor rate?
Poetry in Utopian Prose
https://olh.openlibhums.org/articles/10.16995/olh.115/
Microsoft's Malware Protection Engine Had A Remote Code Execution Flaw
http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/5z_HlmwSerE/microsofts-malware-protection-engine-had-a-remote-code-execution-flaw
How's my weekend been, you ask? My Saturday has consisted of looking up where 376 different words occur in 2 different print copies of texts. It's been that good. #pain
Apparently Password has been published in South Korea. They are sending me a copy but my knowledge of Korean is such that I'll just look at it and admire the typography.
Not sure which @timeshighered sub-ed gave the title to this week's "the REF is mistaken: monographs are not inferior to papers" but it's not very helpful. The problem is managers making that assumption, not the REF.
Though that obit includes this nonsense: "Mr. Gass was widely credited with coining the term “metafiction” to describe writing in which the author is part of the story."
William H. Gass, Acclaimed Postmodern Author, Dies at 93
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/12/07/obituaries/william-h-gass-acclaimed-postmodern-author-dies-at-93.html?referer=android-app://m.facebook.com
Tonight at @birkbeck_arts we have Prof Elisha Cohn speaking on "Realism in Crisis". Can't wait!
Obituary: Alan Sinfield http://www.sussex.ac.uk/staff/newsandevents/?id=42887
Excellent news! @gregmw4 to chair REF sub-panel 27, English Language and Literature. http://www.ref.ac.uk/media/ref,2021/downloads/List%20of%20sub-panel%20chairs.pdf
A grand total of 7 students could go to university for free on a three year degree that usually has £9k fees if you halved a regular VC salary. https://x.com/smithbarryc/status/938664972598603776
Google's DeepMind AI Becomes a Superhuman Chess Player In a Few Hours
http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/E4tH1W96M-k/googles-deepmind-ai-becomes-a-superhuman-chess-player-in-a-few-hours
Pro tip: do not ask Libreoffice to draw your bar chart in 3D when you have over 6000 rows of data.
Shouldn't David Davis be had up for contempt of parliament?
https://politicalscrapbook.net/2017/12/all-the-times-david-davis-said-his-department-had-done-the-brexit-impact-assessments-that-dont-exist/
I do love that there's an old Soviet submarine moored in Strood, of all places.
OJS is not for sale | Public Knowledge Project
https://pkp.sfu.ca/2017/12/05/ojs-is-not-for-sale/
News #1 is in! Got the grant I applied for! Relatively small, more details forthcoming.
Actually Europe will pay £50 billion to us, says Brexiter
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/actually-europe-will-pay-50-billion-to-us-says-brexiter-20161216119126
Waiting for two bits of news today. Making it hard to concentrate...
High-Resolution Image Synthesis and Semantic Manipulation with Conditional GANs -- or, how to create photorealistic images totally artificially https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AIpPlzM_qs&feature=youtu.be
Why I share my work in @humcommons's CORE https://team.hcommons.org/2017/12/04/53/
Just great. https://x.com/BBCGaryR/status/937944574860906497
Citations and the fallacy of division by @CameronNeylon http://wonkhe.com/blogs/citations-and-the-fallacy-of-division/
Talking Headits - Burning Down the Acid House https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d43-BE3Sf-g
Google's AI Built an AI that Outperforms Any Made By Humans
http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/NBD3920tPKQ/googles-ai-built-an-ai-that-outperforms-any-made-by-humans
Two Stars Collided And Solved Half of Astronomy's Problems. Now What?
http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/05pIAxY8n3s/two-stars-collided-and-solved-half-of-astronomys-problems-now-what
Home Office putting UK's research reputation at risk, says Jeremy Corbyn https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/03/corbyn-visa-policy-puts-uks-global-reputation-research-risk?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Fenix
My home WiFi network is called "godot" just for the joke in the phase between entering the password and being connected.
This month's Tici Taci release is looking to be great! https://soundcloud.com/ticitaci/sets/tici-taci-044-jack-butters
@thelongchamps that decomposed mix sounds an awful lot like Rich got his hands on it...
Tomorrow, our RAs start on the Reading Peer Review project! Exciting.
Truly the significant news of our time: 'App Truthers' Question the Accuracy of the Domino's Pizza Tracker
http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/GnW6e0d5Jps/app-truthers-question-the-accuracy-of-the-dominos-pizza-tracker
Autocorrect in LibreOffice just tried to give me the Second World Wardrobe.
Voyager 1 Fires Up Thrusters After 37 Years
http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/3-spanE1AGc/voyager-1-fires-up-thrusters-after-37-years
19: Interdisciplinary Studies in the Long Nineteenth Century new issue: Technologies of Fire in the Nineteenth Century @openlibhums
https://19.bbk.ac.uk/
Friday afternoon article-acceptance dance.
Turkeys vote 52/48 in favour of Christmas http://newsthump.com/2017/12/01/turkeys-vote-5248-in-favour-of-christmas/
Spreadsheet of journal subscription costs in New Zealand
https://figshare.com/articles/Spreadsheet_of_journal_subscription_costs/5656069/1